Hello Freakylinks.com! I'm Matt Foley, your motivational speaker for Dylan and Lady Lestat. Well, Dylan and your girlfriend Lady Lestat, you think your vampires? Well, when your bth 35 years old, divorced from eahother because you don't appreciate eachother and living in a van down by the river, you'll have a lot of time to think about being vampires when you are living in a van down by the river........